Shared Movies
Over 80 Million Movies and TV-Shows
No Charge per movie, No download limit!
Antidepressant Medications
Handle stress, elevate the mood,
treat anxiety disorders.
Weight Loss Supplements
Natural supplements that burn body fat,
suppress appetite and support a healthy diet.
Casino Classic
Best Online Casino!
Get $500 free on the house!

Adult Jokes

Animal Jokes

Bar Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Children Jokes

Chuckcha Jokes

College Jokes

Computer Jokes

Deep Thoughs

Dirty Jokes

Family Jokes

Fart Jokes

Funny Quotes

Gender Jokes

Jew Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Medical Jokes

Military Jokes

Misc Jokes

Mother in Law Jokes

New-Russian Jokes

Political Jokes

Redneck Jokes

Relationship Jokes

Religious Jokes

Sports Jokes

Traffic Cop Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

Post Your Joke or Anecdote

Potatoes

Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so
he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for
him.

"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about
two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin
ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before. Everybody
on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning
away, laughing, looking sick! So Paul goes back to the lifeguard again and
asks him, "What's wrong now?"

"JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
Rate this joke (bigger is better): 1 2 3 4 5
Current rating: 1.1

More Gender Jokes:

A Ride Home

Vibrator Husband

Male Bashing

Mating Bulls

First Timers

Beer Contains Female Hormones

Chicken At The Movies

Ugly Boy

Great Reasons To Be A Guy

Powder Viagra








Ads: