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Hotel Incident

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the
clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front
desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside
him and as he does, his elbow goes into her
breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll
forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 1221."

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