Misc Jokes: the duck and the crackers

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the duck and the crackers

A duck walks into a bar.
It asks the bar tender if he has any crackers??
The bartender says No.
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the same question.
The bartender says "No, i dont have any crackers,"
The next day the same thing happens, with the same response from the bartender.
On the 4th day the duck came in and asked the same question.
The bartender says "No, i dont have any crackers and if you ask again i will nail your beak to the floor!!"
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks if the bartender has any nails.
the bartender says No.
The duck says "Good, do you have any crackers!?!?!"
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