Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn 
 
- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. 
 
- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. 
 
- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down." 
 
- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing." 
 
- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries. 
 
- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee. 
 
- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her." 
 
- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas. 
 
- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday. 
 
- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!" 
 
- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes. 
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