How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
More Adult Jokes:Afternoon Quickie
A speaker says:
In a court, a case of rape is adjudicated
A Favor
Check your Dirty IQ!
How Many Women
"Ya lublu tebya", say the Russians
Grilling Remarks
Always Been a Doubt
A wild blood chilling scream from a brothel room
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