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A guy is lost in the desert

A guy is lost in the desert. All he has is a camel. He wants to fuck badly. He tries to mount the camel but when he is almost in, the camel suddenly walks away. The guy tries again and again with the same result. One day an airplane crushes in that desert, the guy rushes there and all he can rescue is a beautiful girl. He gives her food and water and she says gratefully:
- I will do anything for you for saving my life, just name it.
- Hold the camel still.
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