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A Mercedes-600 goes quietly along the street

A Mercedes-600 goes quietly along the street. Suddenly it is unexpectedly overtaken by a Land Cruiser and bumped into the back. The reaction is flash-like: 5 skinhead guys (New Russians - NR), taking out guns, jump out from the Mercedes. From the Land Cruiser 5 armored commandoes with machine guns appear.
Commandoes: "Well, what`s up, guys?"
NR, hiding guns: "Have broken."
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