Military Jokes: A private is standing at an aquarium

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A private is standing at an aquarium

A private is standing at an aquarium. Sergeant says to him:
- What the heck are you doing?
- I am experimenting on superiority of higher mind over lower. See, I look straight at the fish, then I point my eyes to the right- they swim to the right. I point to the left- they swim to the left.
- Get the hell outa here and wait outside.
There have been a coupla hours and the sergeant is still in. Finally the private dares to look in. So he finds his sergeant opening and closing his mouth monotonically.

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