Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy
by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
More Children Jokes:Indian Names
What That Was
At the Zoo with Dad
Mother asks her son upon coming home:
Sonya came home from the kindergarten
In the area of modern many-storeyed buildings
I won, is that because...
Whiskey Lesson
Allo? - Hello. Is your Dad at home?
The son asks his dad:
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