I won, is that because...
Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a black kid, Tyrone. Jimmy says, "I'm bored, every day we come out at recess and do the same thing. Lets do something different. Lets measure our penis'." So they all whip out their penis' and Jimmy and Joey say "Wow Tyrone, u have the biggest penis, you win." So that night Tryone's mother asks what he did in school, so he tells her, "we were really bored at recess, so me Joey and Jimmy measured our penis', and mom, guess what. I won, Is that because I'm black?? so his mother looks at him and says, "No son, its because your 23.
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