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Vibrator Husband
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.
She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" asked the mom.
"Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband."
The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
His daughter replied, "I already told mom, I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband."
The father walked out of the room shaking his head too.
The next day the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game.
"For Christsakes, what are you doing?" she cried.
The husband replied "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching the game with my new son-in-law!"
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