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1. Why is man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell if he's coming (cumming) or going.

2. Why don't women have men's brains?
Because they don't have penises to put them in.

3. Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

4. Why did God make man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

5. Why did God make men smarter than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

6. Why does it take one sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop to ask directions.

7. How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
Don't know, it never happened.

8. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
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