| Women DominationWhen the end of the world comes, everybody on earth goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for
 the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for
 the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women
 to go with St. Peter."
 
 With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone
 and there are two lines.
 
 The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles
 long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was
 only one man.
 
 God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
 I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.
 Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
 Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the
 only one in this line?"
 
 And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
 
 
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