My Newborn Baby
A guy and his wife enter the hospital and explain to the doctors that she is about to give birth. They take her into a room and a few minutes later, the doctor comes out and tells the guy, "Your baby is OK but it looks like he'll be born without a leg." He goes back into the room and about 20 minutes later he comes back out and says to the guy, "I have bad news, the baby is gonna be born with no legs, no arms and no nose." The guy is very upset but says, "At least he's alive." The doctor goes back into the room. The guy is getting impatient and after about an hour the doctor hears the guy calling him. The doctor back out and says to the guy, "I have very bad news, the baby is just an ear." The guy, who is distraught by now, says almost jokingly, "At least it couldn't get any worse." The doctor then says, "Yes it can, he's also deaf.
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