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Caught Speeding
Woman: "Is there a problem officer?"
Officer: "Ma'am you were speeding."
Woman: "Oh, I see."
Officer: "Can I see your license please?"
Woman: "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one."
Officer: "Don't have one?"
Woman: "Lost it 4 times for drinking."
Officer: "I see, can I have your vehicle registration papers please?"
Woman: "I can't do that."
Officer: "why not?"
Woman: "I Stole this car and hacked up the owner."
Officer: "You what?"
Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."
The officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away from his car,and calls for back-up. within 5 minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
Senior Officer: "Ma'am could you step out of your vehicle please!"
woman: "Is there a problem officer?"
Senior Officer: "one of my men told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: "Murdered the owner!"
Senior Officer: "yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The woman opens the trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer: "Is this your car ma'am"?
Woman: "Yes, here are my registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Senior Officer: "One of my men claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman digs into her bookbag and draws out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer looks quite puzzled as he glances at the license.
Senior Officer: "I'm sorry ma'am. One of my men claims that you didn't have a license, stole this car and murdered the owner."
Woman: "Betcha the lyin' bastard told you I was speeding too!"
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