How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
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Adultery
An old lord married a young innocent girl
- What kind of sex do you prefer
- Hey, cutie, why do you keep silent?
"Ya lublu tebya", say the Russians
Question: Is it possible for a man to give a birth?
The plane flies
Birds and Bees
A speaker says:
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