How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
More Adult Jokes:Jeff the Bellboy
An astronaut reports:
Two girlfriends talk:
A woman went to a resort with her son
Clever man + clever woman = soft flirting
A speaker says:
Afternoon Quickie
After the Office Party
If your wife left you you should remember how you succeeded ...
The plane flies
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