Adult Jokes: A Frenchman and a Russian met and talked about women

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A Frenchman and a Russian met and talked about women

A Frenchman and a Russian met and talked about women.
The Frenchman said, "I meet a woman in a restaurant, buy Champaign for her, then take her home, pour wine or brandy, and she goes into ecstasy. Then I lead her into my bedroom, she is mine, and afterwards I put money in her pocket."
The Russian said, "I do almost the same. I call a woman, and when she comes I give her three rubles, and she is mine. Afterwards I take back my three rubles and she goes into ecstasy."

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