Two partners, Misha and Vitya, opened in Moscow a boutique f...
Two partners, Misha and Vitya, opened in Moscow a boutique for peddling fake body parts to women who wished to improve their looks. Once a woman came in, got what she wanted, and left. In about twenty minutes, she stormed back and shouted, "What did you do to me? A crowd is following me."
Misha looked at the woman and said, "Hey Vitya, I told you to install boobs number three, and you used instead an ass number eight!"
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