A group of tourists came to Paris and took a bus tour
A group of tourists came to Paris and took a bus tour. The guide explained, "Ladies and gentlemen, look to your left. You see the world famous Eiffel tower. If you look to your right, you see women for sale."
At the next stop the guide said, "Look to your left. You see the world famous Louvre palace. If you look to your right you see women for sale."
At the next stop the guide said, "Look to your left. You see the famous Grand Opera. If you look to your right you see women for sale."
One of the tourists asked, "Excuse me, but do you have in Paris decent women?"
"Oh, yes, Sir, but they would cost you a bundle."
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