Adult Jokes: 10 answers to the question, why sleep is better than sex

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10 answers to the question, why sleep is better than sex

10 answers to the question, why sleep is better than sex.
1. You don`t feel guilty, if you do it alone.
2. Nobody will distribute gossips, how long you sleep.
3. You don`t need to complain in the morning, that you haven`t got anything.
4. You don`t need to pay for your sleep.
5. It isn`t necessary to sleep after your dream.
6. The dream can last 10 hours.
7. You can sleep in the church.
8. In your dream you can make love with whom you want.
9. Your teddy bear never complains.
10. The law allows to sleep in any position.

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