Jew Jokes: An Ukrainian died and was sent to hell

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An Ukrainian died and was sent to hell

An Ukrainian died and was sent to hell. He walked through an isle accompanied by a demon on duty and saw bowls with boiling oil. Above one of the bowls there was a sign which read "Jews." Next to that bowl three demons held watch. Above the other bowl, there was a sign which read, "Ukrainians." There were no guards at that bowl.
"Why do you guard the Jews?"
The demon answered, "Because if one of them manages to clamber out, he at once lends a hand to others."
"But why no guards at the Ukrainians?"
"No need. If one of them manages to scramble up, the others at once pull him back down."

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