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In a Zoo, a monkey in a cage was eating cherries

In a Zoo, a monkey in a cage was eating cherries. She performed a strange ritual. Fetching a cherry from a bowl, the monkey first applied it to her bottom, and only then placed it into her mouth. The surprised onlookers asked the attendant why did she behave in such an odd way. The attendant said, "Nothing odd. Last week she ate avocados, and a kernel stone stuck in her ass. So now she exercises caution by measuring first."
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